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This is Blayne. He was 16 years old at the time of this photo. Now his eyes have been gouged out and he is dead. See the shadow on his left? She was a young girl named Tessa whose father was a strict pastor. She was never allowed to go out with the other teenagers or to have fun. When her parents finally allowed her to go to a school dance, she was ecstatic. She wore a long white gown and arrived at the school, only to be ignored as an outsider. Something in Tessa snapped. The next morning, the other kids were found in the woods behind the school, dead. Their eyes were gouged out in revenge for not seeing her. She had mutilated them before killing herself. Today, her ghost still thirsts for revenge. If you don’t reblog this photo, she will appear to you when you turn on your webcam, to gouge out your eyes and kill you. Blayne didn’t believe. Do you?
just ignore me as i reblog this just making sure i don’t die yep
LMFAOOO
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Yes!!! True Jonathan Swift style.
“Infants’ flesh will be in season throughout the year..”
Succulent.
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my board game parties typically always end like this
Who remembers Motherfucking Scholastic Book Orders…
Who remembers
Motherfucking Scholastic
Book
Orders
And then the magical travelling romani circus of scholastic would randomly show up and you’d never care to buy any books but they had AWESOME gadgets and toys for sale
at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR
Who has kids and still makes scholastic book orders monthly?
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